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British Explorer Finds Cave Complex

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Czech this, some british guy found a huge cave complex in underneath Giza. They think it's the 'Lost Underworld' or something like that. It makes sense though, Giza was known anciently as Rostau, or the "mouth of the passages."

Then, in case you don't read the article you have to get this; The head dude in egyptian achaeology, Zahi Hawass said this about this guys discovery: “There are no new discoveries to be made at Giza, we know everything about the plateau - amateurs cannot find anything new,” he added.

You know everything? Anyways props to this guy for finding that shiz, he's not even an archaeologist by trade, he does investigative journalism. He was just reading this memoir written by an archaeoligist in the 1800's and saw mention of this complex, investigated, and blew it wide open. Awesome.

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A brief statement of physics;

'Nuff said.

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The Eternal Question

You've found it.


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Yeah, I was there.

I finally did it, I ran into a road thing on purpose. It was one of those orange road things that is like the big cousin to a road cone. You know, the size of a man and about as heavy.

No really I've been waiting to do it for pretty much ever so as I was driving about and saw a tidy line of those big orange cylinders - begging to be hit - I checked around me to see that I wouldn't be seen. There were a few cars ahead of me but none behind so I steadied my hands, turned the wheel and totally nailed one. I watched it fly as I drove by. So satisfying. I think I said to myself "..Nice." after I hit it because it was THAT GOOD.

Yeah anyways they're a lot heavier than they look so unless you have a crappy car or you're REALLY pissed I don't recommend doing it.

I took a picture but it was dark and didn't turn out. I'd totally post it anyways but I'm really not going to.

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P.S.: What if websites had a smell? Like the really old ones from the 90's were all mold and musty smelling and the new ones smelled like a new car and the .com sinking ship failures smelled like Boris Yeltsin...

Something finally

Lots of crack worthy of writing about has happened lately. However, I'm anxious to put a first track on the interwebs.

Har she blews; A bit of a Mash-up for y'alls. [Ins. Fancy little standalone player.]



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