Thursday, September 11, 2008

I was punched in the face by an ant.

I woke up this morning to discover a very small wound on my forehead. It wasn't a zit, but was about the size of one. I wondered how this came to be.

The only conclusion I could come to was that I had accidentally stepped on some ants. Witnessing this act was this one ant whose relatives I had killed. He tried to follow me home to avenge their deaths but lost me quickly because he's just so small. He remembered he has some sweet scent smelling skills so he used them to find where I live and sleep. By the time he found me it was pretty late and I was sleeping, so he climbed up on my forehead and punched me in the face.

Or something else.

-Parker Edwards_

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