Monday, April 20, 2009

Monday:



Realized that I need to write more... It's good for me.

Wore orange for that girl that died.

Went to school, teachers were funny then stupid, teachers were stupid, teachers were stupidly gone.

Went to DI to see if that had some pimp glasses (BTW I am OBSESSING about these glasses...They deserve an entry by themselves.)

Went to Jeff's, played with goofy lacrosse fake-ups, talked to Tia B. about stalkers, read on his couch, fell asleep on his couch, (accidentally wrote 'truck' instead of couch), woke up on his couch, went to another couch, fell asleep on that couch, woke up.

Called my Mother about glasses because I really want glasses now that I've witnessed the previously mentioned beauty, went home, went to 'State of Play' with
my Dad, went to El Pollo Loco, came home, showered, got on blogger.

Mmmm....

-Parker Edwards/>

Friday, April 10, 2009

Aww Wha?! Just some realizations and stuff, K?

This morning was incredibly weird but enjoyable.

I woke up, realized I had missed attendance school, realized it didn't matter that I missed attendance school, got dressed, and got online to see what assignments I was missing. I then got onto facebook even though I was already 5 minutes late, chilled on there for a bit, realized I was 15 minutes late, realized I really didn't care and left 5 minutes later.

Upon arriving at school I noticed that there were very few cars in the lot.

Realizing I was crazy early I went into the writing lab like a dork to write this blog.

Fool!

_Parker Llyn Edwards/>

Monday, April 06, 2009

Questions Blog





Okay so here's how the past few hours have gone:

Note: I've decided that I exhaust myself during the day trying to be politically correct and that I don't have to be so here. It's also too late for me to worry about stuff like 'Revising' (Psh...) so none of that will be happening.

I got back from spending some days in logan around 9:30pm and my Grandpa scared the heck out of me again. No expounding will occur here.

I have a speech due tomorrow but established early that I will probably end up doing other things that don't matter and just do it in a hurry in the morning. You can't stop the inevitable, right?

So I was just doing the usual time wasters, watching LOST (Horace made the dumbest remark I've probably heard on that show... or pretty much any show with 'HE SENT THE BURNING CAR INTO THE HOUSE TO MAKE A DISTRACTION SO HE COULD ESCAPE.'...Thank you, Horace.) And doing the whole 'Facebook' shindig and whatnot when I decided that, if I was going to finish up this speech in the morning I should shower now so I don't have to worry about it in the morning. By now it's probably 11:40-12:00. So I take a quick shower and return here to write a letter to my brother but, realizing I had already written him, hopped onto youtube...My fair and faithful friend; you will bring me to my academic end.

I'm not gonna lie, I didn't do the whole "Getting Dressed" thing when I got out of the shower so I was lewd, crude, and totally nude, dude. [Question #1: Am I a bad person for being aux naturelle in my Grandpa's basement?]

Anyways I think it was after that when I watched this video
And thought: "Jam! I could use some sustainance!" It was then that I remembered that my loving Mother had so kindly sent home some Praline Turtle Cake. The totally score part is that my Father, the only person who eats the food I eat, doesn't know that my loving Mother sent this cake back with me seeing as I came back with my brother. [Question #2: Am I a bad person for hiding the cake in the back of the fridge?]

I went to go grab it and remembered a fun little fact which is that one half of a Turtle Praline Cake (From here on referred to as TPC) weighs about 10 pounds. It is ridiculously dense but incredibly delicious. It could probably be used as a freeweight. Anyways I got some of that and got on here to write.

The stupid part is that this entry is almost as long as my speech and that took like 3 hours to write last year. [Question #3: Am I a bad person for using a speech this year that I wrote in 10th grade?]

Sigh...I should sleep.

[Question #4: Am I a bad person if every time I see the word 'Special' I replace it with 'Retarded'?)



_Parker Llyn Edwards/>

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Quick note:

Every song I have an emotional connection to is one that I was listening to a while ago. Most of them are by Stars, Pedro the Lion, or Stars. Did I mention STARS? I haven't gained any new ones for ever.

I'm losing my edge.

-/Parker Llyn Edwards/>




I really just love Stars.

GET ONLINE, FOO'!



I think I've forgotten the magic of Logging to the B. I haven't posted since THNKSGVNG?! (Did you like how I hit up some o' dat ABRVTN?)

It's probably due to the fact that I don't ever have time because when I have time I take it up with filler that just shortens the real 'time' I have to do stuff. ...SIGH, It's just the life of a person who doesn't know crack about time management.

In fact, I started a blog a while ago and was finishing it up when a very expected thing unexpectedly interrupted me and mysteriously my progress was deleted. Party.

I hate that I have noticed that I put so many 'I's and 'my's into my blogs I've written.

It's a happy thing that I can realize when I can't sing.

The house I'm living in is STERILE. I haven't seen a single bug or anything.

I need to cut my hair. The neighbors have been telling my grandparents that a girl is going in and out of their house.

I miss England, a bit.

I'm incredibly paranoid about people following me when I'm driving lately. Only after some guy followed me for like 10 mins to calmly yell at me about speeding. YOU DON'T DO CRACK LIKE THAT! He really just followed me like it was nothing, at least flash your brights or something. A person thinks you're just trying to be sneaky.

I shouldn't speed.

I forgot the definition of 'Ubiquitous'.

I still haven't looked up the definition of 'Ubiquitous'.

SIGH.

-/Parker Llyn Edwards/>